i'm iron man and you're not.

• Marlowe:  Castle is such a cool show I think this season we are going to blow up Beckett's apartment.
• Fandom:  Oh no....
• Marlowe:  I think everyone took the episode quite well next season let's have them freeze to death
• Fandom:  Please no
• Marlowe:  Well we've tackled fire and ice hmmm I think this season we should have them nearly drown. Rolling in deep for shits and giggles they will love that and we will put
•  "to be continued" that will really kill them.
• Fandom:  Dear Lord make him stop
• Marlowe:  Guess what!? I will be writing Linchpin start writing on your tombstones!!
• Fandom:  *uncontrollable sobs*
• Marlowe:  In the next season season I think the next element will be air. Maybe we should have Beckett and Castle suffocate to death or something cool like that. Or maybe a building will collapse on top of them. Air or Earth which will kill the fandom more?
• Fandom:  BRB digging an early grave
• Marlowe:  Oh yeah we still won't resolve sexual tension between Caskett. Isn't writing great.
• Fandom:  *dies*